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Baby Pigs are Delicious

admin — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 03:15:49 +0000

Ever wonder why ham is so damn good while baby pigs are so adorable? Seems like a …what do you call it… paradox. But in reality it’s because we’re way more likely to eat “cute” things than we are to eat “ugly” things like Sea Urchin. Japan is excluded from this conversation.

The thing is, there probably ain’t no god out there (and yes that is not capitalized for a reason). If there were, we wouldn’t have Katrina, the BP Oil Spill, 9-11, or a night of feeding on delicious baby pig flesh cause you’re too tired to cook and feed on baby cow flesh. So that’s my thought for the evening. Get used to the Earth, cause that’s your home and you ain’t going anywhere until you ain’t going anywhere.

God night …ok that was totally accidental.

Episode 3.14.12 – All Koala Bears Have Syphilis

admin — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:42:40 +0000

We spend most of this episode ragging on the country of criminals, and boy do they deserve it. I mean, Vegemite …Really? God is spiting you and sending you natural disaster after natural disaster. Can’t you see the signs, Koala Bear lovers? We also ponder the mysteries in the night sky and dead televangelists, plus we explore the incredibly offensive Hotcakes Podcast which should be banned in all countries. Enjoy this sophomoric effort, which admittedly is usually the hardest to get right and this episode is no exception.

Also, we’re gonna be on Podcast Alley soon. So vote for us, bitches. See: {pca-a3389e315696f7ebd7f11be592aff674}

Episode 0.8 – Hammer in the Crapper

admin — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:49:41 +0000

In this second recording, but first release of Project 4987 the guys talk about ninjas, sugary snacks, breaking the surface tension of the water in your toilet, cartoon writers with private jets, what not to do when you’re drunk, crazy rapist cults, and death etiquette. Enjoy!