http://project4987.com The Best Internet Radio Show, ever. Thu, 03 Jun 2010 03:15:49 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Ever wonder why ham is so damn good while baby pigs are so adorable? Seems like a ...what do you call it... paradox. But in reality it's because we're way more likely to eat "cute" things than we are to eat "ugly" things like Sea Urchin. Japan ... http://project4987.com/baby-pigs-are-delicious/ Today I decided to commit a felony. Federal trademark infringment to be exact. Actually I'm a little fuzzy on whether that's a felony, a misdemeanor or just a rotten neighborly act, but the point is it's a matter of principle. I was ready to do it. ... http://project4987.com/yeah-thats-right-i-stole-it/ We spend most of this episode ragging on the country of criminals, and boy do they deserve it. I mean, Vegemite ...Really? God is spiting you and sending you natural disaster after natural disaster. Can't you see the signs, Koala Bear lovers? We also ponder the ... http://project4987.com/episode-3-all-koala-bears-have-syphilis/ In this second recording, but first release of Project 4987 the guys talk about ninjas, sugary snacks, breaking the surface tension of the water in your toilet, cartoon writers with private jets, what not to do when you're drunk, crazy rapist cults, and death etiquette. Enjoy!Download Episode 0.8 - ... http://project4987.com/episode-0-8-hammer-in-the-crapper/ So, this Saturday we're going to try again and see what happens. It may be a total disaster, again. Still no word from certain folks who are supposed to be involved but aren't. We may put out a show and let listeners decide whether the show should ... http://project4987.com/were-going-to-give-this-shit-another-go/ Yeah, I know what you're thinking. I'm a freggin brain scientist super-awesome psychic mind master, but I can't grant you dreams or anything. I'm not a genie. Do you see a lamp around me, asshole? I didn't think so. In any case, the first episode was recorded ... http://project4987.com/where-the-hell-is-the-podcast/ So the first trial run was recorded last night and Mat is busy calculating all the bits of audio and assembling them into a listenable mess with his new telephonic computer.  Not quite sure if it will ever be released.  There were some good bits in there, but obviously it ... http://project4987.com/getting-bugs-out/ This is going to be the best podcast ever.  The whole is greater than the sum of its parts, bitches.  There should be some text here about the show, but I'm too lazy to write it.  I just can't be bothered.  I got other shit to do anyway, I mean ... http://project4987.com/hello-world/