Ever wonder why ham is so damn good while baby pigs are so adorable? Seems like a …what do you call it… paradox. But in reality it’s because we’re way more likely to eat “cute” things than we are to eat “ugly” things like Sea Urchin. Japan is excluded from this conversation.

The thing is, there probably ain’t no god out there (and yes that is not capitalized for a reason). If there were, we wouldn’t have Katrina, the BP Oil Spill, 9-11, or a night of feeding on delicious baby pig flesh cause you’re too tired to cook and feed on baby cow flesh. So that’s my thought for the evening. Get used to the Earth, cause that’s your home and you ain’t going anywhere until you ain’t going anywhere.

God night …ok that was totally accidental.